single and ready to pringle



wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: new-mauville, via daddyporn)

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

(via actuallyjadeharley)

(Source: thenonbreeder28, via dirudo)

(Source: larvitarr, via caseymeaux)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

(via mr-merchant)

gigimon:

push to talk pikachu doll

(via komorebiome)

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

(via nepetastuck)

(Source: de4thstarr, via howellsbutt)

(Source: lamestlatina, via howellsbutt)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via manipul8)

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